That's Not a Dog
I first saw
one when I was walking home from the pub one night. Out of the corner of my eye
a shadow leaped across the space between two buildings. I turned my head
immediately, but it had gone. I tried to put it to the back of my mind. It was
always playing tricks on me late at night. The thing was, that wasn't the last
time I saw one. I soon started to see them everywhere. A large, dog-like shape
leaping stealthily from building to building. I had no idea what they were
doing or why they were there.
It wasn't
long before I saw them during the day as well. Always just out of sight, and
always gone when I turned my head. I tried asking people around me if they saw
anything, but no-one ever did. I tried to forget them. If no-one else could see
them, then they weren't real; plain and simple. Why is nothing ever simple?
A few weeks
after that, I noticed people started getting sick. It may have been happening earlier,
but I didn't think anything of it until then. I wouldn't have linked them at
all, but they seemed to cluster around the places I’d seen the shadows. I still
may not have realised, but they started appearing in the news. An epidemic
apparently; though no-one knew of what.
I didn't
know what to do. Should I tell someone? Who'd believe me? Sure, I'd never been
arrested, but I was no pillar of society either. What if they thought I'd lost
it and hospitalised me? No. I'd keep quiet and see what happened. Perhaps it
was all nothing. I clung to the hope that I was imagining it, but I knew I was
just kidding myself.
What I
didn't imagine was the deaths. I started to make a note of all the flats and
houses I'd seen the shadows go into and then the people who got sick. I worked
out that there was a wait of about four days. Sometimes the shadows would visit
more than once and then someone else would get sick. Everyone was washing their
hands constantly and wearing masks, but what they really needed to do was shut
their windows. I had to do something; but what?
Then I saw
one at my house. It was trying to squeeze through the small gap I had left
underneath my window. It was a sweltering night, but I reasoned that something
that big would never fit through such a small gap. I was right to an extent,
but a snuffling, scuffling sound woke me up. I stared straight at it; well as
straight as I could out of the corner of my eye. That was my first mistake. It
saw me looking and, for a moment, stared back. Then it was off, leaping from
wall to wall as it fled down the street.
I phoned
Becky and told her I needed a place to stay. I packed a bag and caught a night
bus to her place on the other side of town. Shit, I thought, I've really done
it this time.
Becky was
great. She gave me a cup of tea and a biscuit and, when she saw that I was in
no mood to talk, went back to bed. I was going to have to tell her something,
but that could wait until morning. Right now I had to lock all the windows and
shut the curtains. I couldn't let them find me again.
I spent the
day trawling the internet, even though I was supposed to be working. It was a
quiet day; so I think I got away with it. I probably forgot a hundred things I
had to do, but that was tough, I couldn't concentrate. I found out a lot. I
wasn't the only person who'd seen them. God I love the internet! There were
even groups who claimed to have seen them. I was a bit dubious about a couple
of them, but one seemed promising and was quite close. The people all seemed to
have jobs and looked reasonably sane. It couldn't hurt to go along.
I nearly
left after the first ten minutes. I take it back. They were all crazies. After
introducing themselves they began to rant about government conspiracies to thin
the population. That kind of shit. I was just about to leave, when I noticed
someone in the corner. Nobody spoke to her, but they all nodded her way as they
took the small platform at the front of the room. I waited until the end;
learned that it takes all sorts to make a world, and tried to smile
non-threateningly as they went off in small chatty groups. She walked over.
"The
meeting's over" she said wearily. "If you've got something to say
it'll have to wait until Tuesday".
"I
wanted to talk to you, if that's ok?"
"If
you must" she replied, not even looking at me as she continued to stack
chairs in neat little piles at the sides of the room.
"They
can't really see them can they?"
At this she
stopped dead. She didn't turn around, but carefully placed the chair she was
holding back on the floor.
"I
don't think I understand you" she said, her back still to me.
I decided
to go for broke. She was surrounded by crazies, what would one more hurt?
"The
dogs. The shadows going into people's rooms at night and making them
sick."
Hell, I
sounded like a three year old. She'd never believe me now. But her answer confused
me.
"Who
told you about that?" she said in a cold voice, as if I'd been doing
something wrong. Like I’d been…oh. It hit me.
"I can
see them too" I answered "Well, sort of; out of the corner of my eye.
Every time I've seen them go into somewhere the people get sick."
At least
I'd progressed to sounding like a ten year old. I still felt like I was a foot
high and I'd been caught stealing granddad's gooseberries again. I held my
breath. She paused for a long time. I wondered if I should say something else.
"You'd
better come with me" she said finally and stalked out of the room. I
looked briefly at the chairs, some stacked, some still in irregular rows, then
my brain seemed to catch up with what was happening and I hurried after her.
She didn't
speak or look round once as we strode to her place. I hoped it wasn't far. It
was hot and I was already slightly out of breath. I'm not that unfit you
understand. I walk most places, but the tension was getting to me and I wanted
this over. Not much further and she turned abruptly entering a gate to the
right. She unlocked the door and then, for the first time, turned to look at
me. If anything she seemed a little disappointed that I was still there. She
ushered me inside and shut the door.
Inside it
was pitch black and stifling. She turned on the light and showed me into the
living room. I heard the clinking of cups and the roar of a kettle and guessed
she was making coffee. I hoped so. The coffee at the meeting had been terrible
and I had only managed half a cup. I wondered if it had been on purpose.
She came in
with a tray and steaming pots of coffee and tea. Yes, I decided. It had been on
purpose.
"What
are we going to do about it then?" I stared. She hadn't even put the tray
down.
Her name
was Linda. She had first seen one about a month ago, on her way back from a
party. Like me, she'd dismissed it as too much alcohol. Unfortunately for her,
she knew the person behind the window. In less than a week they were dead.
Cause of death undetermined. They decided it must have been some type of severe
virus. After that she kept an eye out for any more shadowy dogs in the middle
of the night. She saw them everywhere, but like me, only out of the corner of
her eye. That's why she'd started the group. It was just a chatroom to start
with, but like me, she'd thought that the others sounded pretty genuine. She'd
rented the hall and arranged for them to meet. Half-way through her first
meeting she'd lost control. There were others in the group; much more forceful
than she was, and they quickly took over, spouting conspiracy theories and
secret drug trials. She'd stayed on, just in case someone genuine appeared, but
they never had. She'd even stared seeing a psychiatrist, just in case. She'd
come to half believe she was hallucinating herself.
I went back
to Becky's that night and we both decided to let off a bit of steam. We hadn't
been out for ages and needed a catch up. I hate to think how much we got
through, but the sun was coming up when we finally reached home. I was just
about to suggest I open the bottle of vodka I'd hastily packed, along with too
few of my clothes, when I saw it.
At first I
just thought it was just the bush casting a shadow, but a car went past. The
bush's shadow moved, leaving a thicker, inkier shadow crouching underneath.
This time it was not the corner of my eye, I was looking it full in the face. I
couldn’t help the feeling that it wanted me to see it. What I had thought to be
a dog was definitely no dog. Its back was covered in dusky grey scales that
rippled as it growled. Its eyes were jet black and reflected the leaves of the
bush and the house behind. What was worst was the mouth. It was long and
pointed. It didn't open and contain the massive jaws and teeth like I'd
imagined, but instead a sort of long scaled tube with lips that twitched
menacingly at the end.
I grabbed
Becky and ran. We were almost run over by a taxi. It sounded its horn loudly,
but he must have seen the terror in my face, as he rolled down the window and
yelled "get in". Becky, of course had no idea what was happening and
was quite grouchy with me. The taxi driver didn't look too impressed either. He
stopped a couple of roads over and asked what the hell had happened. I thought
fast.
"There
was a man crouched under the bush. I saw a flash, it looked like a knife".
He seemed
satisfied. He didn't demand his fare at any rate. He didn't stick around
either. It looked like Becky was going to meet Linda. That would be
interesting. I wondered if we'd be any safer there if we went knocking on her
door when it was only just getting light.
It took me
longer to find Linda's house again than I had expected. In all the drama
earlier I hadn't been paying as much attention as I should and, after the night
I'd had, all the streets had started looking the same. Eventually I found it
more by luck than memory. It was another baking hot night and everyone in the
street had thrown their windows wide open. Except this one. This one was shut
up tight and was pitch black, except for a small chink of light all the way
around the door. This had to be the one. I knocked. Becky tried, and failed,
not to giggle behind me. I hadn't had the guts to explain what was going on, on
the way over, and she'd obviously made up her own mind that it was a prank or
something. I'd have to tell her something when we were inside, but then we'd be
safe and I could relax a bit.
Linda
opened the door. I wasn't sure at first. I thought that maybe the chink of
light had just got fractionally wider.
"What
are you doing here?" She hissed through the gap "And who's she?"
I leant
forwards and tried to think what to say, but she must have decided it was safer
to talk inside and opened the door just wide enough for us to squeeze in.
Her lounge
looked a lot stranger now I saw it through Becky's eyes. One wall was stacked
high with books. There was a computer in one corner, a few pictures on the
walls, a sofa and a coffee table. There may have been other things in the room,
but they were all covered with computer printouts about dogs, aliens, shadows
and anything else vaguely related to the things we'd been seeing. Becky was
staring wide eyed at it all. She was still swaying slightly; and then, without
warning, she fell asleep.
"That
was handy" said Linda, in a way that was not altogether nice.
We sat
talking over coffee and a softly snoring Becky, talking about the dogs or Not
Dogs as we'd decided to call them, and deciding what we were going to do. It
was quite clever really. We were going to be eco-terrorists; or even better,
get eco-terrorists to do it for us. We were going to collect as much manure as
possible and dump it on everyone's front gardens. The resulting stench would
make everyone close their windows and voila! No more Not Dogs breaking into
people's houses.
It sounded
so simple. Go to all the right chat rooms; collect all the right people; buy
all the right stuff; and then over the course of a couple of nights, spread the
manure. No such luck! After a week we had one person, and I was pretty certain
he was undercover police making sure we didn't actually do anything. People
were dying everywhere. A couple of my friends were sick. I had to do something
fast. Linda and I argued a lot, but we knew that we weren't really arguing. We
were both frustrated. In the end I stormed out and went to the pub. It was
probably the most stupid and best thing I've ever done in my life. The Not Dogs
were everywhere. I'm sure some of them saw me, but I didn’t care. Linda's house
was stifling, in more ways than one, and I had to get out.
I ended up
getting completely plastered and talking to this crop dusting guy down from Dundee. He was a laugh, probably why I got so drunk, and
I told him all about it. He chuckled all the way through and told me I should
write it down and try and sell it to someone. I said yeah. Sitting there, in
the bar, some of my friends propping up the far end, it felt like a story.
Something you'd hear on the radio late at night. I smiled all the way home. I'm
not quite sure why I went home. It must have been some kind of instinct. I
didn't see anything anyway. If there were any Not Dogs, they didn’t bother me. A
lot of the houses were boarded up and some of the street lights were out. It
was nice to be home; in my own bed.
I woke up
the next morning to hammering on my door. It took me a while to realise that it
wasn't just my head. I staggered to the door and the stench was unbelievable!
It hit me like a fist. It didn’t do my hangover any good I can tell you. I was
then rudely turned around and my hands cuffed and you brought me here, not
including the couple of times we had to stop for me to be, well, unwell. Sorry
about that. I really don’t know what
else to tell you. We tried, we failed. Anyone in the pub could’ve heard me. I
thought at the time they thought it was a joke. They thought I was a joke; I
was pretty far gone. You can’t send people to jail for what they thought about
doing though. Can you?